Jelena Julius

My name is Keegan and I live in Austin, Texas. Aerial acrobat and former cheerleader. If you ever need to talk I am always here to listen.



 

awkward-fallen-angel:

rustboro-city:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

optimus prime

awkward-fallen-angel:

rustboro-city:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

optimus prime

 

dressgoodactbad:

Relationship goals

dressgoodactbad:

Relationship goals

 

 

 

michigansmanofmayhem:

  • I’ll compliment your mother on her home.
  • I’ll talk sports with your dad.
  • I’ll play games with your little siblings.
  • I’ll do dishes after meeting your family for the first time.
  • Befriend your pet.
  • Fuck the living hell out of you and tie you up when we get home. 
  • Play with you while at the dinner table.
  • Have a quickie with you in your childhood bathroom.

All this while your family falls in love with me and my shit eating grin.

 

tacomaster420:

I literally hate theatre kids so much you go to public school you don’t need to dress business casual everyday you don’t need that bowtie

 

hungarian:

if i don’t talk to myself who will

 

yall are just like nematodes

laugh-addict:

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(Source: tittyminaj)

 

 

 

akalittleone:

No sympathy for rapists, no sympathy for abusers, no sympathy for those who side with them. No excuses for their behavior, no justifications, no exceptions.

 

 

 

Super cute first day outfit!! 💕✨🌸🎉

Super cute first day outfit!! 💕✨🌸🎉

 

Well soon school will start and I’ll be so busy with stress and panic attacks I’m sure I’ll start to lose some weight cool